#1 “So sick of the perfect facebook fam pictures. As if you can be in a strapless black dress and hold our 9 month old with no spit up or issues”

“#2 tell me something. if you were going to advertise your family, would you pick the crappy pic, the one where the baby’s eyes are crossed? or where you’re bending over and look kind of demented?”

#3 “facadebook”