Girls Dish

Bored!

girlsdish — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:10:06 +0000

Need to get motivated to exercise, and US weekly is not doing it for me.

Reese looks better pregnant than I do after a month of working out!

You is kind.

girlsdish — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:59:49 +0000

What she said: You is kind. You is smaahhht. You is important.

What we all think: You is kind. You is forgetful. You is accusatory.

Bwhahahahaha.

New Word Of The Day: “Slitch”

girlsdish — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:27:05 +0000

Slitch: n. pronounced Slllitch.

Meaning: “She’s a slut. She’s a bitch.” She’s a slitch.
Very effective word when talking about someone in front of your young children.
Best served straight up.

“facadebook”

girlsdish — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 02:51:10 +0000

#1 “So sick of the perfect facebook fam pictures. As if you can be in a strapless black dress and hold our 9 month old with no spit up or issues”

“#2 tell me something. if you were going to advertise your family, would you pick the crappy pic, the one where the baby’s eyes are crossed? or where you’re bending over and look kind of demented?”

#3 “facadebook”

Whole Foods Bags Are Now 1 Inch Shorter

girlsdish — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 20:00:21 +0000

Checking out @wholefoods today and I was informed that the bags are now one inch shorter because that was better for the environment. That is probably somewhat true, and probably adds a little margin into a business where you get margin anywhere you can get.

But my question is, will the new bags hold my f***ing food properly and not break? I mean seriously, not everyone is an “eco-psycho” who obsesses about these issues.

In fact, if I was running Whole Foods I’d be much more concerned about getting new customers in the door than coddling the eco-psycho crowd. Their customer base consists of people who are looking to not get poisoned, and athletes who obsess about burning fat.

When you get a new customer in the door, they are already pretty intimidated about shopping at Whole Foods for the first time. If they buy some food, and then their bag breaks, do you think they are going to come back? Probably not.

“Holy F8%$* girls dish is hysterical.”

girlsdish — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:57:22 +0000

From the inbox:

“Holy fuck girls dish is hysterical. I’m reading it laughing out loud as this dead lady is wheeled off the plane.

#getthefuckoffmyplane”

Calling all DROIDs

girlsdish — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:53:33 +0000

Overheard:

#1 I hate my droid. I can’t type on it. I wish I still had my blackberry.

#2. I wish someone would create a blackberry form factor for the droid. $100 mm idea.

Me SOOOOOO agrees. Please! Create a blackberry form factor for droid so we can all go back to typing coherent texts.

What is “TOSHING”?

girlsdish — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:26:11 +0000

#1: I have a new verb. It’s called Toshing:

#2 What’s toshing?

#1 Getting really drunk before a flight and turning on

Tosh.0 and laughing hysterically

Huge Breasted Model Walks Away From Car Crash

girlsdish — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:02:09 +0000

Huge-breasted model, 32, walks away from horror crash

after her 38KKK chest acts as AIRBAG

“Is there anything they can’t do??” hahaha

via instapundit

Whitney Houston RIP

girlsdish — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 02:53:25 +0000

I will always looooooooveeee yoooouuuuuuuuuu. 48 is so young.

Update:

#1: Where was Kevin Costner? Where??