Bored!
Need to get motivated to exercise, and US weekly is not doing it for me. Reese looks better pregnant than I do after a month of working out!
You is kind.
What she said: You is kind. You is smaahhht. You is important. What we all think: You is kind. You is forgetful. You is accusatory. Bwhahahahaha.
New Word Of The Day: “Slitch”
Slitch: n. pronounced Slllitch. Meaning: “She’s a slut. She’s a bitch.” She’s a slitch. Very effective word when talking about someone in front of your young children. Best served straight up.
“facadebook”
#1 “So sick of the perfect facebook fam pictures. As if you can be in a strapless black dress and hold our 9 month old with no spit up or issues” “#2 tell me something. if you were going to advertise your family, would you pick the crappy pic, the one where the baby’s eyes [...]
Whole Foods Bags Are Now 1 Inch Shorter
Checking out @wholefoods today and I was informed that the bags are now one inch shorter because that was better for the environment. That is probably somewhat true, and probably adds a little margin into a business where you get margin anywhere you can get. But my question is, will the new bags hold my [...]
“Holy F8%$* girls dish is hysterical.”
From the inbox: “Holy fuck girls dish is hysterical. I’m reading it laughing out loud as this dead lady is wheeled off the plane. #getthefuckoffmyplane”
Calling all DROIDs
Overheard: #1 I hate my droid. I can’t type on it. I wish I still had my blackberry. #2. I wish someone would create a blackberry form factor for the droid. $100 mm idea. Me SOOOOOO agrees. Please! Create a blackberry form factor for droid so we can all go back to typing coherent texts.
What is “TOSHING”?
#1: I have a new verb. It’s called Toshing: #2 What’s toshing? #1 Getting really drunk before a flight and turning on Tosh.0 and laughing hysterically
Huge Breasted Model Walks Away From Car Crash
Huge-breasted model, 32, walks away from horror crash after her 38KKK chest acts as AIRBAG “Is there anything they can’t do??” hahaha via instapundit
Whitney Houston RIP
I will always looooooooveeee yoooouuuuuuuuuu. 48 is so young. Update: #1: Where was Kevin Costner? Where??
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